What to do with these kids?!?!
Some ideas are better than others…
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From the category archives:
From The Tiki Bar
Eclipse is out today, so in honor of the third installment of the Twilight series, and because Lynn is crazy addicted to it all, the cheesiest Vampire joke I could find seemed appropriate. She’ll love it anyway, especially the pictures. I don’t get it, but whatever. It was her birthday this week, so Happy Birthday Lynn.
The Cullen Brothers Go To A Bar
Three vampire brothers walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire, Jasper, what he would like.
He responds, “I would like some blood.”
The waitress turns to the second vampire, Emmett, and asks what he would like.
He responds, “I would like some blood.”
The waitress turns to the third vampire, you guessed it, Edward, and asks what he would like.
Edward responds, “I would like some plasma.”
The waitress looks up and says, “Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?”
Groan from The Drink Guy fans!
They should have come to see me and ordered the Eclipse, a signature Drink Guy recipe!
Cheers, Glenn
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After the annual Memorial Day office picnic blow out, John woke up with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. 
“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she assured him in her most scornful one. “You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face.”
“He’s an arrogant, self-important ass, piss on him!”
“You did. All over his suit, ” Louise informed him. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him,” said John.
“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”
Happy Memorial Day!!!!
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